Eine Kleine Nacht Schatz

After a nighttime picnic in front of the fountain at the park overlooking Grace Cathedral and salsa dancing in the Mission District, my date took me home and walked me to my apartment. I think he was going to lean in for a kiss but I wasn't feeling like having our first kiss in front of the homeless people rummaging through the dumpster that had been suddenly placed right in front of my apartment that evening. These two homeless people were really going at this dumpster like it was a sample sale at Barneys or whatever. Then this morning, when I stepped out the door, there was a neatly arranged FLEA MARKET practically happening on the sidewalk. All that stuff from last night.