Huge clues the last guy I met lied about his age:
1. He was wearing old school, scuffed, white Reebok high-tops, without any sense of nostalgic fashion irony.
2. He had deep lines in his forehead but not a single fine line around or under his very tight eyes.
3. Finally, the clincher was when he said, "I just got The Internet."
Oy. I shoulda known by the fuzzy photo in his profile.
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